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Everyday I’m hunting for a T-bone-ant but he outsmarts me day after day
Together with his friends they laugh at me and I can almost hear them say
Oooohhh isn’t he a poor Aardvark
As I’m tracking down my lunch or running for my dinner mysery’s on my way
I fall of a cliff or I get hit by a truck and I can almost hear them say
Isn’t he a poor Aardvark
I got the Aardvark Blues and I feel so bad today
The day I was born I made this mistake I like to stuff myself with ants
Even with grizzlybears had been easier so I can still hear his with his friends
Oh isn’t he a poor Aardvark
Ref
If you like to gamble I tell you I'm your man
You win some loose some it's all the same to me
The pleasure is to play makes no difference what you say
I don't see the green the only color for me is the ace of spades the ace of spades
Going for the high one dancing with the devil
Going with the flow it's all a game to me
Seven come eleven snake's eye is watching you
Double up or quit the devil takes a split the ace of spades the ace of spades
You know I'm born to loose and gambling is for fools
But that's the way I like it baby I don't wanna live forever
Don't forget the joker
Pushing up the anty I know you've gotta see me
Read them and weep the dead man's hand again
I see it in your eyes take one look and die
The only thing you'll see you know it's gonna be the ace of spades the ace of spades
Walkin down the street late one night
It came from up above it was a big red light
It went so fast I couldn't believe my eyes
It was a UFO that came up from the sky
Four green women as nice as they could be
Walked out of the saucer and they waved hello at me
They giggled and they growled it was a sight to behold
But I could guess the story that they told
REF:
They were amazons from outer space
Took me in their saucer was a real gone place
Four green women in a UFO
They took me in and growled ‘Well we need you so'
They came from a planet where no man has ever been
As they saw me walking it was the best they've ever seen
They took me in their saucer and they treated me real good
As I learned to speak their language it was quickly understood
REF
You close your eyes when our lips collide
You keep me warm when I get inside
Your tender smile and warm embrace perfect body
You're my amazing grace
When we get close and I feel our love
I feel alive I can't get enough
Your tender touch and warm embrace I feel our love
You're my amazing grace
I feel that all I have to do
Is nothing more than set you free
And all I ever have to do
Is noting more than be just me
Any day now I will hear you say goodbye my love
And you'll be on your way
Then my wild beautiful bird you will have flown
Any day now I'll be all alone
Any day now when your restless eyes meet someone new
To my sad surprise
Then the blue shadow will fall all over town
Any day now love will let me down
I know I shouldn't want to keep you if you don't want to stay
Until you've gone forever I'll be holding on
For the time I'm holding you this way baby you will stay
Any day now when the clock strikes go you'll come around
Then my tears will flow
Then the blue shadow will fall all over town
Any day now love will let me down
Any day now don't fly away my beautiful bird
Way down in the jungle of Bambooland
There's a place so wild you just can't stand
Spider-monkeys swinging in the top of the trees
And the crocodiles are rocking in the Crockodile-creek
Ref:
Doing the crockodile-tail, bamboo-wail, crockodile-hop it's a rockabillybop
Everybody's doing the crockodile-tail
You better watch out when you're near that place
There'll be nothing left of your pretty face
Gorilla's are stomping on eachothers chests
You better start running and don't take a rest
A blue-nosed baboon started up a fight
He kept on jumping in the pale moonlight
Lions they are dancing with their tail in the air
Well the elephants are bouncing almost everywhere
Deep down in the jungles of Bambooland
There's a place so wild you just can't stand
Spider-monkeys swinging in the top of the trees
And the crocodiles are rocking in the Crockodile-creek
Are you ready Johnny, Ricky....
allright fellows let's go
Right now it's getting so hard
Livin' with the things you do to me, aha
Oh my dreams are getting so strange
I'd like to tell you everything I see
I see a man at the back
As a matter of fact his eyes are red as the sun
And a girl in the corner let no one ignore her
'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one
Oh, yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And the man at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz
I'm reaching out for something
Touching nothing's all I ever do
I softly call you over
When you appear/would be there's nothing left of you, aha
Now the man in the back
Is ready to crack as he raises his eyes to the sky
And the girl in the corner is ev'ryone's mourner
She could kill you with a wink of her eye
Oh yeah, it was electric, so frightfully hectic
And the band started leaving, 'cause they all stopped breathing
Refrain
Oh yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving
Refrain
It's it's a ballroom blitz, it's it's a ballroom blitz
It's it's a ballroom blitz, yeah, it's a ballroom blitz
When I went for a treasury hunt in a place far far away
I really had a scary nightmare for the time I went to stay
I thought I could find it in a place called Devil's Cave
I was warned by a 1000 men but I just couln't wait
It was a bat attack they scared me to death it was a bat attack
I walked throught the woods for a 100 miles it was raining all the time
After a week I saw a cloud of bats coming my way
Searched for a place to hide that I thought they couldn't find
But they were fast, their teeth were sharp and my screams were very loud
I walked throught the woods for a 200 miles it was raining all the time
After a week I saw a cloud of bats coming my way
Searched for a place to hide which I thought they couldn't find
But they were fast, their teeth were sharp and my screams were very loud
Walking through dark deserted streets no one here to see
Doors are slamming, windows yearning, clacking are my knees
A howling wolf is the only sight of life that's goin round
The scary silence is broken by a sqealing vampire sound
REF:
I'm havin a bat-dream baby and I'm filled with fear
If you don't wake me up now I'm gonna get real cracked outhere
Is it my baby no it's a vampire it's gonna suck your blood
Brought out his zombie friend soon I'm gonna be caught
First they kill me then they eat me nothing will be saved
Noting will be left to put in my grave
REF
Lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
Highre higher it's burning through to my soul
Girl girl girl you've gone and set me on fire
My brain is flaming I don't know which way to go
Cause your kisses lift me higher
Like a sweet song of a choir
and you light my morning sky with burning love
Ooh ooh ooh I feel my temperature rising
Help me I'm flaming I must be a 109
I'm burning burning burning and nothing can cool me
I just might turn into flames but I feel fine
It's coming closer flames are now reaching my body
Won't you help me I feel like I'm slipping away
It's hard to breath and my chest is a-heaving
Lord have mercy I'm burning a hole where I lay
Wherever I come bad luck is coming my way
Wherever I go hard luck is there to stay
If I say yes people laugh and say I'm mad
If I say no they get furious and I get said
Goodluck never stays a day
Bad luck's always coming my way
REF:
Calamity Man
They call me the Calamity Man
But I'm trying as hard as I can
To keep bad luck away from me
But I'm doomed to live a life filled with misery
I took a trip to England on a ferryboat
After a while it sank after being afloat
Few years ago I went to holydays on Tenerife
Leaving there people full of grief
Goodluck never stays a day
Bad luck's always coming my way
REF
I'm even worse than a tornado, whirlwind, hurricane
Even my looks make ordinary people go insane
When they put me away in a bunker of ferro-concrete
My misery radiation made it crash completely
Goodluck never stays a day
Bad luck's always coming my way
REF
I took a trip to England on a ferryboat
After a while it sank after being afloat
Few years ago I went to holydays on Tenerife
Leaving there people full of grief
Goodluck never stays a day
Bad luck's always coming my way
REF
It's a cold dark and lonely night
I'm shaking and I'm waiting ‘till the morning light
I'm lost can't find my way back home
It's just me and myself sleeping under a tree
We both are waiting for some company
I'm lost can't find my way back home
REF:
I'm lost, lost, lost all alone, I'm cold cold cold to the bones
Here I am just said and blue you don't know how much I'm missing you
Well I don't know how I got here but I wanna break out
This claustrofobic feelin makes me want to shout
I'm lost can't find my way back home
I wish I had a guide or a friendly ghost
Where are you baby when your baby needs you the most
I'm lost can't find my way back home
REF
After being lost for a week and a day
Some people came to look for me I heard them say
He was lost he couldn't find his way home
After a few days search for me they found me hanging dangling down from a tree
He was lost he couldn't find his way home
I was lost, lost, lost all alone, cold cold cold to the bones
For over a week nothing but misery that ain't no life for me
For a week noting but misery a deadly fear came over me
I knew I couldn't stand it more than a day this was the only way
Can't find my way back home
Can't stop that rock when it starts to roll (2x)
And if it starts rolling you better watch where it falls
Jumping cats don't walk up on the roof (2x)
When I start jumping well there aint no roof at all
A howling wolf can't jump up on the moon (2x)
When the moon starts rolling i'ts the biggest rock of all
A million years ago the rock began the to roll (2x)
It still is rolling and it never stops to ball
Can't stop that rock
Move me baby you drive me crazy
You move me baby you’re giving me
Cold Sweat
You make me loose my head
Cold Sweat
I think of you in bed
Cold Sweat
You drive me mad
You’re giving me Cold Sweat
Make me hot girl
Make my head whirl
When you’re body’s aching
You’re giving me…
Give me a heart attack
When you’re so close to me
When you’re body’s aching
You’re giving me
Gather alle around me listen what I say
It's about the pretty girls who tried to come my way
All I need is a toothpick a nail or a stone
Cause I am a ravin madman who keeps them for his own
When a girl looks my way
I don't care if it's night or day
I can't help it I just say
Come on come to me
I tell them I am a sweet boy never do you no harm
But when I get the chance I lose that lovin charm
I cut them with a razor hit them with a brick
And as I leave them lifeless that's when I get my kick
So I say