I feel a pain running down my spine, feels like I'm sitting on a porkupine
A hand full of grapes hangin' from my ass please doctor make it pass
REF:
I got a haemorrhoid rock (2x)
Please doctor give me a shot I'm going crazy from that haemorrhoid rock
Whenever I want to go sit and stare I cry out loud ‘cause I can't bare
This awful pain coming from below I'm gotta cut it away ‘cause it hurts me so
REF
I can't sleep or ride a bike I feel like I'm sitting on a great big spike
A million of needles right in my ass please doctor make me pass
REF (2x)
I'm like a horny cat looking for a bird (2x)
But the birds fly high, don't walk down on the earth
Ref:
Hard-on rock
Mean and greasy horny hard-on rock
I'm like a buzzin' bee looking for a queen (2x)
But there's a billion bees and no honey's left for me
Ref
I'm like a hammerhead looking for a thrill (2x)
But there's no fish around there's only time to kill
Ref
I'm like a crowing cock looking for a hen (2x)
But she's on that egg ever since I don't know when
Ref
A horse a chicken and a goat
All jumped into a big lifeboat
The captain said knock knock knock
The ship’s gonna sink by the hot ice rock
Ice rock
A chicken and a goat
Ice rock
Into a big lifeboat
Ice rock
He said knock knock knock
The ship’s gonna sink by the hot ice rock
Put on your big flat snow shoes
Dance all night and sing the blues
We ain’t got no time to talk
When we’re doing that hot ice rock
Ref
Cut down the sails and don’t you wait
All we’ll be is shark bait
The whole ship is in a shock
When we bumped that big ice rock
Ref
Way down on the deck was a guy called Mack
He could take a lot but this made him crack
Handsome Pete afraid to loose his face
Dived in the waves left without a trace
The elephant was visiting a kangaroo the big giuy asked the hopper are you coming too
It’s a full moon tonight you know what it means, come to the dance when you dig this scene
Well I do well I do said the kangaroo why don’t you ask all your other friends too
It’s a fabulous jungle night….
The elephant is boppin’ with the kangaroo, the big guy said he’d ask the chimpanzee too
The elephant dropped by at the chimpanzee tree, there was the gorilla with a lion on his knee
He said to the panther go and tell all your friends, the elephant is boppin’ with his trunk in his hands
The tiger and the wildebeest and the baboon were told that there’s a rockin’ real soon
On this fabulous jungle night
They said to the panther go and tell all your friends
The elephant is boppin’ with the trunk in his hands
That night there was a jungle-party going on, women, booze and rocking monkey singing a song
Too hot to handle and the rocking was fine, drinking coconut beer and banana wine
The wild wild party lasted more then a week and they all got sober after dippin’ the creek
After a fabulous jungle night….
The wild wild party lasted more then a week and they all got sober after splashing the creek
Terror in the city morning noon and night
Try to hide for them don't get in their sight
As they catch you once they turn you in a wreck
Put you full of lead or break your neck
We are the killers crew don't know what to do
We are the killers crew we're gonna kill you
Terror in the city their missions never fail
Never in on Christmas always free on bail
If you don't pay for protection they kill you for two dimes
The cause of all evil the source of all crimes
We are the killers crew don't know what to do
We are the killers crew we're gonna kill you
I want you in my arms I'm crazy ‘bout your charms and I'm never gonna let you go
When I'm in the mood you make me feel so good and I wanna gonna love you so
I can't get enough of that crazy thing called love baby it feels so right
I wanna and I'm gonna make love to you baby with all my might
Kiss me now
I'm sitting in my fridge I've got that burning itch and that itch will never stop
I'm gonna swim the Nile I'm gonna run the fastest mile but my energy is still at top
40 cups of coffee aren't even enough to keep doing what I wanna do with my sweet love
Hey baby don't you be a square if you can't find a partner use a wooden chair
Everybody let's rock
Repeat all
Everytime I see you walking down the street
I can't help shivering all over me
Went to a doctor he didn't know a cure
But I know I love you and that's for sure
REF:
I got love, love baby, I got love disease
I roll on the floor I'm in a horrible cramp
Everytime I think of you I'm lost and damned
I know that I'm living but my body don't fit
I don't know how to walk I don't know how to s(h)it
REF
I'm starving from hunger cause I can't eat
I'm biting my fingers ‘till they're raw red meat
I want you to know that I'm sick of you
However I always get some kicks from you
REF
I got a strange feeling in my head
I'm gonna stay 6 months in my bed
If you won't love me I will die
You gonna be caught behind the bars sometime
Baby please please I got love disease
Well I met a pretty girl as pretty as can be
I thought she was my baby and she introduced to me
A great big tall fellow ‘bout a 6 feet 4
I shivered and I shook I couldn't do anymore
Ref:
I'm a lover not a fighter (3x)
But I'm really built for thee
People say I'm lazy but it's lack they don't know
When I'm in the mood well I can go cat go
Ref
You think I can't go fast but you ought to see me run
I can travel faster than a bullit from a gun
Ref
I can roar like a lion I can sting like a bee
But sometimes I think maybe I got big bloody meat
Ref
I am all a girl can ever want, all the night, all the day
I'm more man most girls ever can take, everytime, all of the time
When we love it's like the earth is moving
Stars come down the earth cracks open wide
Like a whirlwind coming down on you dear
Yes the lovin is wild tonight
Always when you're around we start to have a fight
Everything I do is wrong and all you do is right
But now I've had enough I'm gonna pack my things
You keep the telephone but don't wait for my rings
Ref:
Don't want to be your fool anymore
Well I'm mad you (3x) mad at you baby
When you mess around with every man in town
You treat me like a fool, you always put me down
Well now I've had enough I'm gonna pack my things
You keep the telephone but don't wait for my rings
Ref/solo/ref
Always when you're around we start to have a fight
Everything I do is wrong and all you do is right
But now I've had enough I'm gonna pack my things
You keep the telephone but don't wait for my rings
Ref
It's love that keeps us going instead of breaking up and just leaving decieving grieving
It's a magic word called love
That keeps us going instead of breaking up and just leaving, decieving, grieving
It's a magic word called love
Everytime I think of you of you I consider that you're with me, you want me, you hold me
Everytime I make love to you I know that you're true
Everytime I think of you I consider that you're with me you want me you hold me
Everytime I make love to you, baby it's a magic word called love
Repeat all
Well love can't keep us going instead we're breaking up and just leaving, decieving, grieving
It's a tragic word called love
Can't keep us going instead we're breaking up and just leaving, decieving, grieving
It's a tragic word called love
Everytime I think of you I consider that you're with me you want me as you hold me
Everytime I make love to you I don't know if you're true
Everytime I think of you I consider that you're with me you want me you hold me
Everytime I make love to you, baby it's a tragic word called love
Repeat 1st verse
You know that your time has come
Though you were on the right track
And all that is said and done
You know there is no turning back
You're waiting for the man in black
There is no turning back, from the man in black
Now that the verdict is clear
There is nothing more you can do
And maybe you will live a year
Or maybe a day or two
All night long and your world is black
You feel like you're all alone
Nobody's there to save your soul
You've got to face this on your own
So all you can do is wait
Waiting for the days to go by
Waiting for the end to come
When we can put down our heads and cry
I tried so hard just to make a start
And every day I think of a way
To make you all mine
But it seems to be it seems to me
That I am out on a mission
Mission Impossible
Mission Impossible it seems to be, mission Impossible it seems to me
Check it out
Please tell me baby tell me what you need
You want more style or am I too shy for you
Make me see you belong to me
But it seems to be it seems to me
That I am out on a mission
Mission Impossible
Mission Impossible it seems to be, mission Impossible it seems to me
Check it out
You mess around with every man in town
The only man you never see
That lonely man that man is me
But it seems to be it seems to me
That I am out on a mission
Mission Impossible
Mission Impossible it seems to be, mission Impossible it seems to me
Check it out
A cry of fear cuts through the moisty night
I looked around but no one was in sight
Footsteps in the fog making echo's in the dark
A window rattled somewhere in this long forgotten street
I don't know where it came from ,but i sure could feel the heat
Running for a cover but there wasn't one to find
Don' get lost
In mystery street
The shadows getting longer every step I take
The fear is getting stronger every move I made
Running for a cover but there wasn't one to find
Don't get lost
In mystery street
